I'd like to be under the sea, in a dildo garden in the shade. That's what only the fishes knew 'till Frankie, one day on a vacation, came across the dildo reef. Previously only fish knew of the secret that kept mermaids happy for eons.

I've been very busy. You know that video camera you got me for Christmas? It's really coming in handy. I can't wait for you to see my home movies. Remember how I used to tell you how I wanted my very own midget and watermelon patch? And remember how uncle Shelby used to dress up like a woman?

The examining room that awaited our little pregnant honey was cold and colder still were the gynecological tools that Dr. Dave had laid out to open her up. Eight months along and ready to pop, it's time to vaginally and anally probe our more than willing patient.

From award winning hall of fame director, Kirdy Stevens, came the highly acclaimed best selling adult series of all-time, Taboo. Created in the golden age of porn, captured in 35mm, this classic series of films paved the way for an entire genre today.

Thierry and Laure are a married Parisian couple whose sex life has lost a little bit of its spark. Both reveal their respective dissatisfaction to a friend, and both receive the same advice: put an ad into a swingers mag. That they do, and soon they have a string of sexual adventures.

New Year's Eve day starts with rich old Mr. Luther seducing his maid D'Arcy. Zelda the artist is then shown touching herself. Ross the trumpet player gets an alternate treatment for his hangover by his lover Celeste.

Wanda (Brandy Wine) and Manny (Jon Dough) are married but something is wrong. It's a common problem Manny has withdrawn into his work and is sexually avoiding Wanda. However with an appetite for sexual openness, Wanda contrives an erotic weekend in the mountains to dynamite Manny out of his cave.