Mia Malkova lands in La eager to spend Christmas with her husband Danny Mountain. The two have some hot makeup sex at the Brazzers holiday party, but their reunion is cut short by foreign porn-crazed thugs. Will Mia be taken hostage? Or will she make sure these guys Die Harcore.

From role playing to bookworms, these nerds have one thing in common... they all want to get fucked.